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javivianlein 26-11-2015 03:04

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Vaya mujer. Me acabo de enamorar :TFR53:TFR53... ¿Por qué no existirán así?

solomillazo500 27-12-2015 21:36

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javivianlein 28-01-2016 04:10

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solomillazo500 31-01-2016 17:59

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solomillazo500 31-01-2016 18:02

Los 18 cm que más felices hacen a las mujeres

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El mas glande 09-02-2016 14:07

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javivianlein 28-02-2016 04:57

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solomillazo500 01-03-2016 01:29

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solomillazo500 01-03-2016 01:37

Era el último día de trabajo de Juan el Cartero después de 35 años de llevar la correspondencia al mismo barrio.

Cuando llego a la primer casa de su ruta fue recibido por la familia entera quienes lo rodearon y con aplausos lo felicitaron y le dieron un regalo. En la segunda casa le regalaron una caja de cigarros finos.

En la tercer casa fue recibido en la puerta por una hermosa mujer que vestía un revelador negligé. Ella lo tomó de la mano y lo llevó hacia adentro, hasta la recámara donde le hizo el amor desenfrenadamente.
Cuando él tuvo suficiente, bajaron las escaleras y fueron a la cocina, donde ella le preparó un gran almuerzo: Huevos con tocino, pan tostado, hot cakes, leche y zumo de naranja. Luego le puso una taza de café caliente. Cuando tomó la taza de café, se dio cuenta de que abajo había una moneda de un euro.

"No tengo palabras para describir lo maravilloso que ha sido esto," dijo el cartero,"pero ¿para qué es el euro?"

"Bueno," dijo ella, "anoche le dije a mi esposo que hoy seria tu último día y que deberíamos hacer algo especial por ti. Le pregunte que podría darte, y él dijo: '¡que le follen y dale un puto euro!'... y bueno, ¡el desayuno fue idea mía!"

El mas glande 02-03-2016 22:04

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